The Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell **** no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you **** think they're twins? Are you blind, or just **** stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day."
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The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Are you here for Medical Care or McDonalds?"